laugh-addict:

5 new friend requests on Facebook:

How I flirt:  *stares from distance*

boys in fights:  i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights:  your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.